$rating = "Walk-on";
if ($signup_days > 90 && $posts > 100) $rating = "Redshirt Freshman";
if ($signup_days > 180 && $posts > 200) $rating = "3rd String";
if ($signup_days > 365 && $posts > 400) $rating = "Contributor";
if ($signup_days > 730 && $posts > 800) $rating = "Starter";
if ($signup_days > 1095 && $posts > 1200) $rating = "Playmaker";
if ($signup_days > 1460 && $posts > 1600) $rating = "All American";
if ($signup_days > 120 && $recent_posts_per_day > 10) $rating = "Truly Addicted User";
if ($signup_days > 120 && $recent_posts_per_day > 20) $rating = "Intervention Needed";
if ($signup_days > 365 && $probation > 30) $rating = "Troublemaker";
if ($username === "Bernard") $rating = "LOoser";