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Sep 17, 2013 - 7:29pm
Hadley told me what happened himself. 2 4 11
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After the Texas game he gave a fiery speech wherein he dropped an "F" bomb. Specifically it went like this:

Spencer: "Fetch yes brethren! We put quite the bottom whooping on those Texan longed horns!"

Bronco: "Did he just say Fetch?!?"

Later that evening Bronco sat down with Spencer to discuss his language and the subject of the ever growing mustache came up. Bronco felt that to show humility and remorse for his actions the mustache would need to come off.

Spencer, having named the mustache, El Guapo, had grown quite fond of it and really considered it as a child. Originally he committed to shave but had regrets Monday morning. He showed up to practice and tried to hide El Guapo by wearing a ski mask, (via Marshawn Lynch vs. the 49ers). However , after his best efforts to hide it, Bronco eventually asked to see Spencer's masculine and yet beautiful face (his words not mine).

In a perfect storm of blind rage and compassion, Bronco gave Spencer an ultimatum to shave El Guapo or else atone for his transgressions. Monday night was one of the hardest ever in Spencer's young life. After fasting for nearly two hours (he's an athlete after all and needs calories!) and praying, he decided not to shave El Guapo only cut it down to more of a Hitler Stache.

And of curse we have now all heard the ultimate outcome of the events.

Sad but true my friends. Oh the burden that is loving this football team!

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