I was thinking about going hipster. How skinny do I need to be?

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Apr 23, 2014
4:32:15pm

John Chiara

I was thinking about going hipster. How skinny do I need to be?

Plus, I am worried I am too old and I'm afraid I may need a beard transplant.

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John Chiara

Previous username: TexTechCoug
New username: Mathlete
Bio page: John Chiara
Joined: Jun 4, 2004
Last login: Jul 2, 2014
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I was thinking about going hipster. How skinny do I need to be?

John Chiara

4/23/14 4:32pm

if you're too old or fat it'll just be ironic. go for it

v1k0u6

4/23/14 4:33pm

Maybe having kids and a minivan makes me feel too old

John Chiara

4/23/14 4:34pm

A minivan? That's super ironic. You're on the right track.

fredgarvin

4/23/14 4:36pm

You should see me in skinny jeans

John Chiara

4/23/14 4:37pm

when you go to hipster evens make sure to take a baby that still needs a bottle

v1k0u6

4/23/14 4:37pm

RE: Neck tattoo

stoils

4/23/14 4:43pm

you should be skinny enough to have no visible muscle definition, and make sure

maxpowers

4/23/14 4:37pm

Smoker-thin.

mulletino

4/23/14 4:45pm

That's way too "in"...be a real hipster and sport some belly as well.

BluePete

4/23/14 4:46pm

You may know more than you realize:

flavordave

4/23/14 4:52pm

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