I had a friend post that she couldn't believe

Jul 28, 2014
10:11:28am

ChubbyChaser

how much their relationship has changed and gotten better just in the first week. Why? Because you've done the horizontal tango 50 times? Earth shattering!

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ChubbyChaser

Previous username: Epileptic Smeagol
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Facebook protip: when you are newly married, make sure you nonstop post about

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:06am

Your single friends will love it too.

chago04

7/28/14 10:07am

Also, please tell me whenever all of your children have a birthday and how it

Niiineteeen84

7/28/14 10:08am

This one is the weird one - newlyweds are always weird so

cougarmanguy

7/28/14 10:10am

I dunno- I kinda like seeing updates like this from cousins and friends that I

cheezedawg

7/28/14 11:31am

well there is that. Good point

cougarmanguy

7/28/14 11:36am

I hope tomorrow is a better day.

cougarick

7/28/14 10:11am

I give it 18 months until one of them is having an affair.

byubyu

7/28/14 10:11am

RE: I give it 18 months until one of them is having an affair.

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:12am

The more they rave, the harder they are trying to cover the problems

JackStack

7/28/14 10:15am

I had a friend post that she couldn't believe

ChubbyChaser

7/28/14 10:11am

Horizontal tango?

TNT

7/28/14 10:14am

You won't understand until you find a willing dance partner

ChubbyChaser

7/28/14 10:14am

He is referring to sex. I got your back TNT.

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:15am

Holy moley

TNT

7/28/14 10:17am

Horizontal hula for mormons. Tango too advanced.

boogers

7/28/14 3:39pm

boogers FTW

Kuga

7/29/14 11:24pm

Understood. Will do

TNT

7/28/14 10:13am

Another timeline saved

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:13am

I couldn't agree more. I love these types of FB posts, and am always bummed

Texas Hammer

7/28/14 10:14am

This is why I unfriended my older brother

mottman

7/28/14 10:17am

#blessed #themarriedlife #fairytale

snowbird

7/28/14 10:21am

Everyone can't be old and jaded.

SoCalCoug

7/28/14 10:24am

RE: Everyone can't be old and jaded.

kimchicoug

7/28/14 10:28am

Facebook wasn't around when I got married, so I try to make up for it by posting

2RUEBLUE

7/28/14 10:27am

trying to talk themselves into the choice they've made. See right through it

Mayor of Cougartown

7/28/14 10:29am

The my-baby-was-born-at-home rants are more annoying.

Belboz

7/28/14 10:29am

We had a friend that did this. She then upped the ante by posting a photo of

flavordave

7/28/14 10:43am

When will it end?

Belboz

7/28/14 10:51am

here's a new update from today.

Belboz

7/28/14 10:53am

Awesome! You now get to look forward to posts related to the documentary.

Texas Hammer

7/28/14 10:58am

Let them enjoy it while it lasts.

banksters

7/28/14 10:37am

It's amazing the lengths people go to win Facebook everyday. Being a

Born2Fish

7/28/14 10:48am

Don't forget about the Anniversary. "10 years ago today I married the most...."

rjb52

7/28/14 11:04am

The whole selfies phenomenon baffles me. Friend of mine has posted over 1250

zelph

7/28/14 11:11am

Whoa, whoa, whoa... A DUDE has posted over 1250 selfies?!?!

AndyDwyer

7/28/14 12:23pm

I kid you not.

zelph

7/28/14 4:05pm

You mean....former friend. Right?

HendyCoug

7/28/14 10:25pm

my personal favorite is... I can't believe how much I love this child!

BYUALWAYSNUM1

7/28/14 11:48am

Also, make it a joint account and sign each post with a -(your name) #protip

Funke

7/28/14 12:26pm

another protip: as a divorced man put loads of awesome pics of you and the kids

SaltLakeCoug

7/28/14 2:37pm

We divorced Dads do the best that we can.

LaserCoug

7/28/14 3:40pm

This is why I'm inactive on Facebook.

eddog

7/28/14 8:48pm

Go CougarBoard baptize my dad then, he just left the church [of Facebook].

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