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Jul 30, 2014
3:13:05pm
I only have four and people give me weird looks when I tell them.
It's always fun to agree immediately with someone when they say they could never have that many kids, or they couldn't handle kids, etc. For example:

Idiot: "I couldn't have that many kids!"
Me: "You're right. You couldn't" OR "Of course you couldn't, leave that to the professionals."

Then the underhanded insult gets thrown back in their face.
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