I suppose it's more politically correct to use 'Utah fan' instead of 'Utah man'.

I jotted down a few lyrics of my own.

"I am a Utah fan, I live beneath my parents house,
Our fans will never judge you if you like to beat your spouse.
Our coeds are the fattest and the dudes all look like slobs,
And when when we graduate we're good for minimum wage jobs!"

Who am I sir.....

"We don't enforce our values, which includes no D.U.I.'s,
And when we're sent to prison it will come as no surprise,
We're rowdy in the bleachers and we'll try to pick a fight,
Causing other teams to exclaim that "Max was right."

I think a new verse would be good to include ALUF's being blind, or something about PAC12ingham.

Disclaimer: This isn't me being 'little brother', petty, or unkind. I'm just having some fun with CB's favorite stereotypes that may or may not be true. Enjoy