Just finished watching the game. We are the kings of the football version of the "rope-a-dope strategy.

Pretend to play inept ball against a truly inept team, to make Texas believe we are inept. Brilliant!!

Pretend to get stupid penalties all night long. Check

Pretend to get zero push for our RB's. Check

Pretend to have a weak interior DL and D middle. Check

Pretend to have a kicker that can only kick it to the 15, perhaps the 10. Check

Pretend to give Tayson 4 or 5 minutes of time and have Taysom pretend he can't find ANY open receivers in that time. Check

Pretend to make stupid coaching decisions regarding kickoff penalties on UCONN and declining field position. Check

Pretend we can't put a team away and pretend to allow them to stay around. Of course, check!

Seriously, if we play as sloppy and as stupid ball against Texas as we did tonight, we lose by at least 21.