He was relaying a story about how he used to live it up and invite tons of people over to watch BYU games "if you can remember this, back when BYU was actually good." Seriously bro, are you not aware that BYU is CURRENTLY ranked #21st and arguably the biggest story of this young college football season? Better yet, you were clearly a BYU fan at some point in time, so...what happened, Brother?
He also read at least three full pages from C.S. Lewis' "Screwtape Letters" because President Monson quotes C.S. all the time, so he can too. Awkward.