...someone's armpit hair to light it on fire? I'm thinking that my hands are normally at 9 and 3 on the wheel making it virtually impossible for an APH igniter to get their incendiary device between my arm and torso to accomplish the task. I think you'd have to be driving like "Daniel San" in the Karate Kid doing the crane maneuver on the steering wheel for anyone to really get up in there. Does this trouble anyone else, or am I over thinking it?