We're 7 weeks in now with our first baby. I am currently struggling to find a

Sep 23, 2014
1:57:53pm

Duke Silver

moment to go to the bathroom. My wife is taking a nap, and I'm feeding the baby. If I set her down, she'll cry and wake up my wife. If I wait til she's done eating, I may poop my pants. Babies are fun.

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Duke Silver

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We're 7 weeks in now with our first baby. I am currently struggling to find a

Duke Silver

9/23/14 1:57pm

Multitasking is a beautiful thing, if you get my drift.

PolarCoug

9/23/14 1:59pm

I think the baby will start to cry if he takes it in the bathroom to watch him

IndependentGeorge

9/23/14 2:03pm

Poop at work

Chester Copperpot

9/23/14 2:01pm

Learning how to go to the bathroom whilst holding a baby is a life skill that

supertux

9/23/14 2:02pm

You know you are a master when you can do it while balancing twins

Bronoc

9/23/14 2:02pm

Holding seems like the easy part. How does one wipe?

Duke Silver

9/23/14 2:06pm

Later. When baby is in crib.

bluecheese

9/23/14 2:12pm

just put the baby in a car seat or bouncy chair

byujag

9/23/14 2:35pm

I love my kids more than anything, but man do they make life difficult.

joehayes

9/23/14 2:03pm

And it doesn't stop , even into their 20's

BYU4eVeR

9/23/14 2:11pm

Mine are still young but it gets worse every single day

joehayes

9/23/14 2:32pm

It's such a bonding experience when you both yewt your pants

gaspasscoug

9/23/14 2:24pm

Posting on CB and pooping are very similar, you have the skills you need

Doofenshmirtz

9/23/14 2:28pm

Sounds like the baby is successfully conditioning you to always hold her.

jsaskew

9/23/14 4:41pm

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