Why is it a bad idea to start a relationship with a statue?

Sep 30, 2014
3:43:54pm

RSLCoug

It's not going to go anywhere, they take you for granite, and they are always dedicated to someone else.

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RSLCoug

Previous username: Mexicoug
New username: RSL
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Tell me a joke! I'm in a good mood today and am handing out the laughs. Go!

Grit for Brains

9/30/14 3:41pm

The U of U has a football team.

spoxjox

9/30/14 3:42pm

Need a turd button for this one.

Grit for Brains

9/30/14 3:44pm

I think I just mussed my pants

FiveTen-BuckEighty

9/30/14 3:48pm

well that explains the west concourse, and the student section there.

Grit for Brains

9/30/14 3:50pm

What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Bravescoug

9/30/14 3:43pm

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Bravescoug

9/30/14 3:43pm

Why is it a bad idea to start a relationship with a statue?

RSLCoug

9/30/14 3:43pm

Appropriate timing on that one, it being USU week and all.

cougfanblue

9/30/14 3:44pm

This guys twitter posts always makes me laugh.

snowbird

9/30/14 3:44pm

Oh you bad. but I laughed.

Grit for Brains

9/30/14 3:45pm

Did you hear about the guy that lost his left side?

RC Vikings

9/30/14 3:45pm

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Mathlete

9/30/14 3:47pm

Never lie to your mother:

jdub

9/30/14 3:47pm

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snowbird

9/30/14 3:50pm

Well, it seems that a Priest, a Bishop and a Rabbi --

lightmann

9/30/14 3:50pm

Utah might be in the PAC-12 but they are not OF the PAC-12

CasualFan

9/30/14 3:53pm

Nice!

PGVikingDad

9/30/14 3:57pm

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Twin Roots

9/30/14 3:57pm

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

PGVikingDad

9/30/14 3:59pm

Who is dyslexic, your dad or your dad?

garyfan

9/30/14 4:02pm

A photon checks into a hotel

deja-blu

9/30/14 4:05pm

An old blind guy walks into a bar near the University of Utah...

Smoke Monster

9/30/14 4:05pm

You win

Eggguy

9/30/14 4:23pm

Man with no arms/legs in/on.....

buckles

9/30/14 10:53pm

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