As CasualFan I should have checked out long before now.

And since I don't have anything relevant to add to the CB debates over whether Bronco should be replaced by Andy Reid, Ty Detmer, Mike Leach, or Urban Meyer, I'll go ahead and pick the rest of the season now in case I "causal out" of CB for a while:

MST3K (or whatever): 42
BYU: 38

With BYU leading 24-13 at half, CBS sports experiments with their broadcast by adding three silhouetted cast members of Studio C; who toss out pithy comments as BYU comes from ahead to choke in the second half. The video experiment is abandoned after focus groups prove the only people laughing at the commentary are single BYU students who haven't had a date since before BYU's last win.

BYU: 102
UNLV: 100

BYU and UNLV play the first 9 overtime game as both teams score on the first play of each OT period after ending the game deadlocked at 42. BYU finally wins when the UNLV QB slips in the mud of the torn up field on a 2-pt conversion attempt.

Savannah State: 8
BYU: 4815162342

After surrendering a 94 yard TD pass, BYU hits the lottery vs Sav St. Even with the convincing victory, the 30,000 on hand (including 8,000 "special guests" from the Provo MTC) can't help but leave the game feeling this team is cursed -- or maybe even LOST.

BYU: 56
Cal: 2.45E14

Smoke pours from the scoreboard at halftime. Cal engineers quickly upgrade the video board to handle scientific notation so Cal's score may be estimated at least to within three significant digits. After the game, several attending BYU fans seek ecclesiastical guidance for inhaling what Cal fans call "losing medicine" (perscriptions available at the Berkley ticket office on request).

I think that about sums it up.

Now please, back to the Plato vs. Socrates level debates on the impending coaching change.