Our fiscal year ends soon and I've been scrambling to get deals closed. This morning I closed the biggest deal I've ever closed in my new role and I was feeling pretty proud of myself. Two seconds after reading the confirmation email I heard my wife in the nursery which is next to my office "Awwwwhhhh, are you kidding me!? How did none of it end up in the diaper!?"

One minute after becoming the greatest salesman in the history of the world, I was carrying my diarrhea covered baby to the bathroom because it was one of those times where you don't even try to clean it, you just throw him in the tub and spray him down.

#itgetsbetter