When I closed my first quadrillion dollar deal, we went dumpster diving

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Nov 20, 2014
1:31:32pm

fredgarvin

When I closed my first quadrillion dollar deal, we went dumpster diving

and begged for food outside the 7-11.

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fredgarvin

Bio page: fredgarvin
Joined: Nov 13, 2003
Last login: Apr 15, 2024
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A short story about a fatherly moment I had this morning

2RUEBLUE

11/20/14 12:57pm

i guess the sale wasnt big enough to afford a nanny?

BlueFrog

11/20/14 12:58pm

We flew the nanny home for Thanksgiving, and her assistant called in sick today.

2RUEBLUE

11/20/14 12:59pm

Just wait until he finger-paints his room with it.

11/20/14 1:00pm

That was a particularly bad Sunday at my house.

Dread Pirate Westley

11/20/14 1:16pm

He did that so often we used to call our son "Poocaso"

RedHeadedStranger

11/20/14 11:36pm

#womanswork

boogers

11/20/14 1:00pm

I remember closing my first billion dollar deal and eating at Wendy's for dinner

WDaddy

11/20/14 1:02pm

When I closed my first trillion dollar deal, we ate at the soup kitchen, because

CDV

11/20/14 1:10pm

RE: When I closed my first trillion dollar deal, we ate at the soup kitchen,

WDaddy

11/20/14 1:11pm

when I sold my first planet, I wasn't wearing pants.

Cougarclaw

11/20/14 1:31pm

When I closed my first quadrillion dollar deal, we went dumpster diving

fredgarvin

11/20/14 1:31pm

When I sold my first pest control contract I bought a new car.

boogers

11/20/14 2:13pm

Sunday we had just blessed the food

jdub

11/20/14 1:16pm

That's one of the Dad moments the Cherrios ad (above) didn't mention

DrBYU

11/20/14 1:16pm

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