I haven't watched a full game since USU, but I miss BYU football. I really want to watch a game, but the offering tomorrow? Wow. I have some suggestions to make things more interesting:

1. Turkey-bowl style, BYU gets a new set of downs only after passing the 50 yard line. Alternative: BYU gets 2 downs instead of 4 and needs 20 yards to get a first down.

2. We are only allowed to play with 7 players.

3. Our touchdowns count for 3 points, no field goals.

4. SSU's touchdowns count for 14 points, and their field goals count for 7 points.

5. A traditional PAT is worth 3 points; if they "go for two," it counts for 6.

6. If at any point, we are up by more than 14 points (applying all the rules above), we have to use the Provo High School team (but still only 7 players) until the game is tied.

7. For them, one-hand touch against any first-string player; two-hand touch against any second string player.

8. We have to kick off from the goal line.

9. For SSU, it's make-it take-it, meaning that if they score any points, we have to kick off to them.

10. We must fair catch all punts, and the punter can only use one hand.

11. Punts are "live," so if our punter doesn't one-hand catch it, they get the ball back if they recover.