Why do geese poop on the sidewalk?

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Nov 21, 2014
12:07:21pm

Sea Chicken

Why do geese poop on the sidewalk?

I think they know that's where we like to walk and they do it just to be jerks.

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Sea Chicken

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Why do geese poop on the sidewalk?

Sea Chicken

11/21/14 12:07pm

On average, they defecate every 8 minutes. It's bound to be all over the place

foofcoug

11/21/14 12:08pm

My wife gave birth to geese?

Ragnar Danneskjold

11/21/14 3:14pm

Because they can't all get to Rice Eccles Stadium, there are too many geese

11/21/14 12:08pm

or in their pants while walking into their office

BlueFrog

11/21/14 12:09pm

Because they don't want to get to the other side?

Indy Coug

11/21/14 12:12pm

I hate geese, they poop constantly, they were the bane of my existence

byujag

11/21/14 12:42pm

At least the Canadian ones don't sleep around.

Byu4life

11/21/14 3:51pm

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