should ever participate in a neighborhood function, or perform any yard work. Church callings go without saying, of course. And what's that coach doing coming home at all? We should never witness a coach pulling in to his driveway, ever. I mean, that time wasted driving to and from home could have been used to break down tape! And, of course, once a coach is in his home, we KNOW he's not working at all. Football coaches are NOTORIOUS for not bringing work home. Or something.