your respects to the late great SoCalCoug. He was a great man, father, loving husband and he only told his senile mother to shut up once, an act he has regretted to this today.

Tomorrow, as he sings with the angels, he will face his maker, his mother, again and she will scold him for eternity for being mean to a little old lady, may God rest his soul.

SoCalCoug leaves behind a HCBW, a lovely home, nearly paid off, and a BMW M5 with under 15,000 miles. TNT has been notified and is currently in the process of ritual bathing at the local Denny's restroom.

SoCalCoug is remembered for his dedication to and cultivation of medical marijuana for use throughout the California penal system. His ganja is credited for the saving of at least 30 prison guard lives during the Chino and Bakersfield prison riots.

In lieu of flowers the family has asked the donations be made to the LBSOSGRABOP otherwise known as the "Let's Buy Some Old Spice to Get Rid of America's BO Problem."

Services will be held at El Jefe's House of the Truly Dead, ladies are encouraged to wear pants.