Everybody was asleep except my wife and daughter who were out Black-Friday shopping. I didn't get to the phone in time to answer it, but it was an 888 number. No answer when I called back.

The same number just called minutes ago. It was the scammers calling to tell me I had security problems on my Windows computer. I played along with it for a few minutes to see where they wanted ago, but then I was having too much difficulty understanding her.

So, I said, "Let me get this straight, you call me at 7 am on a holiday, wake me up, then call me again later just so you can scam me? What's wrong with you people?"

For some reason she hung up on me without answering.