It was the very first time I had attended a BYU game in person. I was probably 9 or 10. I don't remember the exact year just that we were playing Cal and Kevin Feterik was the qb.

Anyway, at halftime, I go with my buddy, Isaac, to the bathroom. I remember being vaguely aware of thinking that it was really weird that there were no urinals. I really had to go, though, so I started peeking under the stalls to find a free one. Every one I checked was being used. Somehow, I still didn't get it.

I looked up because I realized that Isaac was no longer with me. I saw 4 or 5 ladies washing their hands and staring at me. I thought, weird, why are there girls in the men's restroom. I only finally decided to leave to find out where my friend had gone. When I walked out, he was standing there laughing which is when I finally realized where I had been.

I'm really surprised one of those ladies didn't say anything to me after watching me look under 4 or 5 stalls.