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Apr 17, 2015
11:00:28am
Utes can go to heaven. Reminds me of a joke:
Bronco and Whittingham are killed in a tragic accident while taping a Kidney Kar Kommercial and they arrive at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them and tells them to hop into his heavenly golf-cart and he'll drive them to their heavenly homes.

When they make their first stop Peter says, "Kyle - this is your new home." Kyle looks up and sees a modest home decorated with U of U gear.

He is thrilled . . . until he looks up the street and sees a palace decorated with BYU flags.

"Peter," he says, "why does Bronco get that huge palace, when I only get this home?"

Peter looks momentarily confused, but looks up the street and replies, "Oh, that's not Bronco's home. That's God's home."
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