10 year old daughter: "why are boys so obsessed with violence?"

9 year old son: "so we are prepared for the zombie apocalypse"

Daughter: "that is the dumbest thing i have ever heard"

Son: "well at least i won't have to waste any of my bullets protecting you"

Daughter: "you don't even own a gun!!"

5 minutes later

Son: "dad. I need a gun"