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Apr 27, 2015
3:04:12pm
I had a patient today who was a conspiracy theorist. Here's what I learned:
1) The moon landing was indeed faked. Not for the reasons you're probably thinking, however. We actually DID go to the moon, but we were so shocked about the large number of aliens living there, and their sprawling cities, that we knew the general public could never know. The moon landing was faked to keep us in the dark about the aliens living up there.
2) Speaking of those aliens, on our second (and final) trip to the moon, we brought one of the aliens back with us. A female. He showed me her picture. She was hooked up to tons of tubes and had a big mask on. When asked how we were able to bring her back without a fight, I was informed that it's because she came willingly. Well, she thinks she came willingly, anyway. We were able to control her mind and get her to come without any issues, and she still thinks it was her idea.
3) Also, you would be shocked if you knew how much gold there is on the moon. Piles and piles of gold everywhere. You can look up all the videos on YouTube.
4) Barack Obama was born in Indonesia and used to have some other name. I apologize, I don't remember what it was. But it wasn't Barack Obama. He also was an extremely gifted researcher, and discovered a way to see into the future. He used his future-seeing device to make it so that he could become President of the United States. Winning several lotteries or investing in the right stocks to make billions seemed like a pointless goal, apparently.
5) Electricity is killing all of us. We don't actually need it for light bulbs to work, but the government has tricked us into thinking we do, so that they can exterminate us. When we put a light bulb in and flip the switch, you're brain (which is under government control) thinks it's seeing light. The reality is that the light bulb was always producing light, you just couldn't see it.
6) There are satellites positioned all over the world to control our thoughts, especially in Alaska.
7) In 1976 the US government discovered a planet which they cleverly called 'Planet X.' Every time this planet passes close to earth, there are major changes in weather and geologic activity. Volcanoes, hurricanes, earthquakes, etc are caused by Planet X. How else could you explain an earthquake in Nepal, of all places?

There's more to come, apparently, at our next appointment. I can't hardly wait to learn more.
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