as a host.

You seriously can't make these kinds of things up. So I pick up my grocery list of food assignments to take to *HIS gathering and of course I got a little more than enough for the 5 families I told would be in attendance.

I pull up to his home and around his home is a good 9/10 cars parked on the street... I knew something was up but surely he would have updated me on several others being invited, right? Nope...

I enter the home and there is roughly 14 eleven year olds that are on his baseball team along with most of their parents... He also had around 4 co workers and their wives there that he didn't tell me about.

It was one of those Jesus and the fish/feed the masses things... Problem is, I'm not Jesus and can't make 24 hamburger patties turn into 50+.

He's an intelligent guy, I'm confused as to how an intelligent human can suck so bad at party etiquette.