Instead of throat punch, you should use Jedi Force Choke because its May the 4th

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May 4, 2015
8:02:58am

Linescratcher

Instead of throat punch, you should use Jedi Force Choke because its May the 4th

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Linescratcher

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Last login: Jun 22, 2021
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Mall Santa

5/4/15 8:01am

Instead of throat punch, you should use Jedi Force Choke because its May the 4th

5/4/15 8:02am

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Mall Santa

5/4/15 8:04am

"AaaAAA--unnggkkk chgghhh" [*Linescratcher clutches throat, collapses at desk*]

5/4/15 8:06am

Don't you go on-and-on around Christmas time about being Santa Claus? Maybe you

CougDogg-e-Dogg

5/4/15 8:08am

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Mall Santa

5/4/15 8:13am

RE: nope. You have confused me with someone else

CougDogg-e-Dogg

5/4/15 8:20am

This one was a little creepy.

CougDogg-e-Dogg

5/4/15 8:31am

He got fired as his LARPing wasnt that good. Apparently telling kids they are

5/4/15 8:16am

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Mall Santa

5/4/15 8:19am

So if i understand the symbolic meaning in this instance, freedom means

5/4/15 8:25am

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Mall Santa

5/4/15 8:33am

Who said that?

TNT

5/4/15 8:03am

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Mall Santa

5/4/15 8:05am

Oh. Sorry Santa

TNT

5/4/15 8:06am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

Hambone

5/4/15 8:07am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

Hambone

5/4/15 8:09am

Is this proof that all cats are evil?

JayOwen

5/4/15 8:15am

Just tell them to "Live long and prosper"

KingDave

5/4/15 8:09am

Ahhh, come on Santa, that aint the spirit.

IDAHO 4 Y

5/4/15 8:10am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

5/4/15 8:11am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

Hambone

5/4/15 8:12am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

5/4/15 9:10am

That may be the most perfect response to an OP in the history of internet forums

Bergloewe

5/4/15 10:14am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

Bergloewe

5/4/15 10:19am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

kimchicoug

5/4/15 8:19am

Looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

Rich Lather

5/4/15 8:22am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

HuskerFan2

5/4/15 8:27am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

5/4/15 8:40am

Just wait til Cinco de Mayo

5/4/15 8:46am

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Mall Santa

5/4/15 8:50am

RE: chips and salsa make everything better

Bergloewe

5/4/15 10:28am

RE: chips and salsa make everything better

Bergloewe

5/4/15 10:34am

RE: It is only 7:00 AM and already I want to throat punch the next person

5/4/15 9:06am

Star Wars party

Helm Hammerhand

5/4/15 3:14pm

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