Crap, I just drove off with his riding lawnmower about an hour ago.

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Jul 2, 2015
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The Royal Punter

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The Royal Punter

Previous username: Emmentaler
New username: Carnac el Magnifico
Bio page: The Royal Punter
Joined: Dec 22, 2007
Last login: Sep 14, 2015
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When my neighbor is out doing yard work

The Royal Punter

7/2/15 3:07pm

As long as you didn't receive any free socks.

Mr. Scoobs

7/2/15 3:11pm

That would have been a felony

The Royal Punter

7/2/15 3:12pm

As long as you don't steal anything over $1500, you're still good.

Fatalplacebo

7/2/15 3:12pm

Crap, I just drove off with his riding lawnmower about an hour ago.

The Royal Punter

7/2/15 3:14pm

Subtract the value of the gas, then you're good.

Fatalplacebo

7/2/15 3:15pm

My neighbor just asked me if I took it, but I asked him "do you see it on my

The Royal Punter

7/2/15 3:17pm

Andre Miller robbed ZCMI and swam the river to get away, he became an NBA Star!!

Cougarfan777

7/2/15 3:21pm

FALSE! Andre Miller is not Mexican and did not cross the Rio Grande.

The Royal Punter

7/2/15 3:23pm

How have i not heard this?

CougDogg-e-Dogg

7/2/15 3:28pm

Happened before internet. Back when stupid mistakes could be forgotten.

titlecoug

7/2/15 3:40pm

He then put his life in order. Graduated from college in 4-years

mpfunk

7/2/15 3:31pm

The point is no one in Provo made a big deal about it because we believe in

travelcoug

7/2/15 3:33pm

good post but you may have outkicked your coverage at the end there

johnnycarson

7/2/15 3:33pm

Does Rick yewt in celestial towels up there?

The Royal Punter

7/2/15 3:33pm

Up there?

CougDogg-e-Dogg

7/2/15 3:36pm

The point is the double standard. Let us imagine for a moment

Cougarfan777

7/2/15 3:44pm

It was brought up frequently by the media during Miller's career

mpfunk

7/2/15 4:03pm

Big Rick in the Celestial Kingdom!? I assumed poopy towels weren't allowed there

icecougar

7/7/15 4:30pm

He thinks the CK has the same open enrollment yewtah does.

CougDogg-e-Dogg

7/7/15 5:44pm

That's ridiculous, you'd be suspended for at least 1 spring game

darkcoug

7/2/15 3:22pm

Utah is tougher on felony charges than BYU.

mpfunk

7/2/15 3:34pm

That's hilarious. Charles West is not enrolled. At best, he

Bob Vance

7/2/15 3:36pm

Actually you are wrong, any university would not wait

mpfunk

7/2/15 3:48pm

That wasn't the only thing with K. Kaufusi. Get real man.

Bob Vance

7/2/15 4:12pm

How hard is it for you to understand

mpfunk

7/2/15 4:19pm

You continue not making your case, but thanks for the snark.

Bob Vance

7/2/15 4:26pm

Didn't say Utah was harder on athletes in general.

mpfunk

7/2/15 4:56pm

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ColonelMustard

8/9/17 4:59pm

It doesn't take much to get kicked out of BYU. I'm sure you disagree.

Belboz

7/2/15 5:00pm

How about if a player were to get caught drunk driving against traffic?

John Doe

7/2/15 4:12pm

Twice within one year

BYU '80

7/2/15 7:05pm

RE: Actually you are wrong, any university would not wait

kts

7/8/15 4:11pm

In his Media Day interview, Guy Holliday said he's pulling hard for Charles West

Don't Muff It

7/2/15 3:50pm

Comparing apples to orangutans again?

darkcoug

7/2/15 3:38pm

I think for you the difference is one is a Ute and one is a Cougar

mpfunk

7/2/15 3:50pm

Is this some kind of reverse? This is incredibly ironic.

Cougar76

7/2/15 4:30pm

and yewt fans say we have clueless homer fans...

CougDogg-e-Dogg

7/2/15 3:44pm

Explain how I'm a clueless homer.

mpfunk

7/2/15 3:51pm

Are you serious??? Wow...

CougDogg-e-Dogg

7/2/15 4:13pm

what a dumb response, BYU actually had no approach. Charles West has no

ray ray

7/2/15 5:22pm

Signed Marquis Wilson's felony DUI charge in 2007

darkcoug

7/2/15 3:54pm

Funny you bring up Wilson. First you complain Utah wasn't harsh enough

mpfunk

7/2/15 3:57pm

I never made that argument in the first sentence

darkcoug

7/2/15 4:02pm

No worries this is Sim Gill we are likely talking about

BYU '80

7/2/15 7:09pm

But that may have contributed to Utahs hilarious core values

BYU '80

7/2/15 7:07pm

so they're not going to wait to let the legal process play out? Just dismiss him

hxmCougar2000

7/2/15 4:05pm

With a felony charge, yes that is exactly what they will do.

mpfunk

7/2/15 4:08pm

False. And what about DUIs as well?

Turnpike Lane

7/2/15 4:47pm

There's a lot to both stories we don't know--that the coaches from either

mantis mutu

7/2/15 5:21pm

There are way better arguments to make regarding Utah/BYU football programs

ChubbyChaser

7/2/15 5:24pm

Can someone remind me what William's suspension was for his arrest?

Ymer Dunker

7/2/15 4:07pm

Jamaal Williams was suspended more games for underrage drinking than Marquis

darkcoug

7/2/15 4:12pm

Right. Other Cougar fans...like yourself. Ymer, just stop. Everyone knows

Cougar76

7/2/15 4:24pm

Ronnie Jenkins Was kicked out for stealing SOCKS!!!!!

8theU

7/2/15 4:47pm

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