-No selling 2 lbs of coke to the feds
-Don't be slappin no biznatches.
-Try not to get arrested for a felony, if it is at all possible to turn it into a misdemeanor.
-Don't Drive the wrong way on the freeway unless you breathe less than 3 times the legal limit.
-Dont take no cellphones left behind by drunkards at frat parties
did I miss any?