I was at the Sandy City 4th of July celebration, and I'm walking around the booths sporting an old Gameday shirt.

Some Yewt, decked out in red, comes up to me and says "Hey, you know you're in PAC-12 country, right?"
I replied to him "Well, this may be PAC-12 country, but today is Independence Day."

He grinned, nodded, and then walked away.

Or he would have, if this actually happened.....I walked past so many red shirts just hoping someone would do something along those lines... When you have the perfect comeback and its not 10 minutes after the incident occurs. Shame.