Just left the gas station. There was a dude that was obviously having internal gender struggles, dressed in daisy dukes, high heels, and a crop top, filling up with gas. Then there was another guy in a really nice BMW (eating BBQ chicken wings while filling up) at the pump a few over obviously very impressed. The first finished filling up, but I think he really liked the attention, so he started doing an impromptu car wash with the window squeegee. I thought the 2nd guy was going to pass out. Too bad I was in a rush and couldn’t stick around.