"And contrary to what you may think, I don't throw crap at the BYU fan because I hate him for being a BYU fan. I throw stuff at him to get him to leave, because if he doesn't leave at the beginning of the game, then alcoholic group-think kicks in and a group of drunk frat-boys may decide to make him their target after a BYU touchdown or a controversial call that goes BYU's way."

I don't normally comment on these threads because I live out-state & have never attended a Utah game. So I honestly don't know how much of this is exaggerated. But the lack of self-awareness behind this post is amazing. If you're making a self-deprecating joke, well played. If you're serious, that's pathetic.