Ok...for real...are you the kind of guy that tells your wife "I'm not going to

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Sep 2, 2015
10:44:34pm

ol' Blue Eyes

be married to a fat woman!" How would she react to getting weight watchers for her birthday and a membership to a gym?

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ol' Blue Eyes

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Joined: Jul 31, 2011
Last login: Jan 3, 2018
Total posts: 4,549 (6 FO)

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So, evidently I've crossed over into the comb-over boundary and I'm not 40 yet

Pretorian

9/2/15 9:54pm

Welcome.

wiffleboy

9/2/15 9:55pm

Do what everyone else does....shave it, and then compensate by growing a goatee.

Kerbouchard

9/2/15 9:56pm

Just don't frost your goatee--that is yewtish

The Royal Punter

9/2/15 9:57pm

i shave my head and i dont even need to.

BlueFrog

9/2/15 9:56pm

George Costanza would not approve

jrifkin48

9/2/15 10:02pm

Elaine could be dating all that hair.

Born2Fish

9/2/15 10:43pm

Its your body, your hair, not hers. If you want to shave it off...

Wingnut

9/2/15 9:57pm

I'm indifferent on the matter, she wants hair so as long as this isn't $$$$ I'm

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:05pm

Is this anything like a husband asking the wife to get breast augmentation?

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:09pm

Clippers with a #1 attachment - the only haircut I'll have for the rest of my

SoCalCoug

9/2/15 10:02pm

Had to google "skullet" ...Wow that would be an acquired taste.

Whip

9/2/15 10:16pm

Surly there is someone out there who has had a procedure or whatever and isn't

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:06pm

How about that, an ad for Giannotto Clinic pops up to the right >

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:07pm

does she consult and do what you want when it comes to her hair on her body?

mosterlow

9/2/15 10:08pm

she has no need of my input when it comes to her grooming, I'm pleased when it

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:12pm

Just shave it. You will be happier accepting it and no longer living in denial.

BYUtka

9/2/15 10:17pm

I have shaved my head since I was 22.

The Board Idiot

9/2/15 10:24pm

It's probably cheaper and less painful to find a wife that digs your baldness!

ol' Blue Eyes

9/2/15 10:28pm

Ok...for real...are you the kind of guy that tells your wife "I'm not going to

ol' Blue Eyes

9/2/15 10:44pm

Just embrace it and cut it all off. You will be so much happier.

kccougar

9/2/15 10:35pm

have any of you guys actually tried something like this or are you just looking

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:42pm

Never been interested in trying to delude myself

kccougar

9/2/15 10:47pm

Leverage? With women? That is a myth in a relationship. I am sure a group of

calvindyer

9/3/15 3:20am

Shave it. Now, I wish I would have done it 15 years earlier.

Born2Fish

9/2/15 10:42pm

This is the saddest thing I've ever read. A man afraid and untrue to himself.

ClackamasCoug

9/2/15 10:50pm

first of all, your wife sounds very superficial. She may not be, but based on

Duke Silver

9/2/15 11:00pm

Exactly! Marketing towards and blowing money for insecurities is for women. All

calvindyer

9/3/15 3:15am

Read this. That is all.

HawkCat

9/3/15 12:23am

You need to become Bat Dad, or run a non profit part time, or become a great

calvindyer

9/3/15 3:09am

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