first of all, your wife sounds very superficial. She may not be, but based on

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Sep 2, 2015
11:00:59pm

Duke Silver

first of all, your wife sounds very superficial. She may not be, but based on

Your description of her feelings about your hair thinning, she sure sounds like it. Secondly, don't waste your money trying to magically regrow your hair. Even if it is somewhat effective, the results are not long lasting and you will have to continue investing more and more money into your stupid scalp. The most realistic scenario is that you will spend $5k+ and be right back where you started.

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Duke Silver

Previous username: Marshmallow Matey
Bio page: Duke Silver
Joined: Feb 23, 2008
Last login: Apr 23, 2024
Total posts: 24,008 (323 FO)

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So, evidently I've crossed over into the comb-over boundary and I'm not 40 yet

Pretorian

9/2/15 9:54pm

Welcome.

wiffleboy

9/2/15 9:55pm

Do what everyone else does....shave it, and then compensate by growing a goatee.

Kerbouchard

9/2/15 9:56pm

Just don't frost your goatee--that is yewtish

The Royal Punter

9/2/15 9:57pm

i shave my head and i dont even need to.

BlueFrog

9/2/15 9:56pm

George Costanza would not approve

jrifkin48

9/2/15 10:02pm

Elaine could be dating all that hair.

Born2Fish

9/2/15 10:43pm

Its your body, your hair, not hers. If you want to shave it off...

Wingnut

9/2/15 9:57pm

I'm indifferent on the matter, she wants hair so as long as this isn't $$$$ I'm

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:05pm

Is this anything like a husband asking the wife to get breast augmentation?

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:09pm

Clippers with a #1 attachment - the only haircut I'll have for the rest of my

SoCalCoug

9/2/15 10:02pm

Had to google "skullet" ...Wow that would be an acquired taste.

Whip

9/2/15 10:16pm

Surly there is someone out there who has had a procedure or whatever and isn't

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:06pm

How about that, an ad for Giannotto Clinic pops up to the right >

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:07pm

does she consult and do what you want when it comes to her hair on her body?

mosterlow

9/2/15 10:08pm

she has no need of my input when it comes to her grooming, I'm pleased when it

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:12pm

Just shave it. You will be happier accepting it and no longer living in denial.

BYUtka

9/2/15 10:17pm

I have shaved my head since I was 22.

The Board Idiot

9/2/15 10:24pm

It's probably cheaper and less painful to find a wife that digs your baldness!

ol' Blue Eyes

9/2/15 10:28pm

Ok...for real...are you the kind of guy that tells your wife "I'm not going to

ol' Blue Eyes

9/2/15 10:44pm

Just embrace it and cut it all off. You will be so much happier.

kccougar

9/2/15 10:35pm

have any of you guys actually tried something like this or are you just looking

Pretorian

9/2/15 10:42pm

Never been interested in trying to delude myself

kccougar

9/2/15 10:47pm

Leverage? With women? That is a myth in a relationship. I am sure a group of

calvindyer

9/3/15 3:20am

Shave it. Now, I wish I would have done it 15 years earlier.

Born2Fish

9/2/15 10:42pm

This is the saddest thing I've ever read. A man afraid and untrue to himself.

9/2/15 10:50pm

first of all, your wife sounds very superficial. She may not be, but based on

Duke Silver

9/2/15 11:00pm

Exactly! Marketing towards and blowing money for insecurities is for women. All

calvindyer

9/3/15 3:15am

Read this. That is all.

HawkCat

9/3/15 12:23am

You need to become Bat Dad, or run a non profit part time, or become a great

calvindyer

9/3/15 3:09am

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