I got thinking about this. A tie restricts the normal flow of blood and air to our most vital organ, the brain; it gets in the way of your plate at business lunches and has to be guarded against stain constantly; is at risk of dunking when you go to flush a toilet; takes an extra couple minutes of time getting ready in the morning; wears out the shirt collar prematurely by causing friction with beard stubble and encouraging ring around the collar; is an extra clothing expense for no reason.

Why have we not got rid of ties my brothers?