"I love the way pee juice feels when it squirts on my face." She had yelled it from another room as I entered the door so I had no context to register this statement and I feared she was yelling at me from the bathroom. I walked around the corner with this look on my face...

...and saw her with a pile of pea pods on one plate and a pile of split peas on another plate. After seeing the look on my face she says, "I'm making split pea soup and when I break the peas in half sometimes the juice squirts on my face. It is very soothing."

Then she split another pea which squirted her in the face; she giggled and said, "See how fun that is?"

To which I responded..