A guy I work with told me last week that the dairy yewts were going to curb stomp us Saturday. I haven't talked any trash with him because once you engage with him in any type of conversation, he stays and talks forever, and dominates the convo. I just said, "Yeah, like they curb stomped New Mexico."

Then today, he walked up and excused the loss saying the ball rolled our way every time, and not theirs. He mumbled something about how he wasn't too worried about it because they'll probably whip us next year in Provo. I said, "3 times over the last 27 years." He said, "Cougar fans always use protracted statistics to skew them in your favor. Really, only the last 4 years count, and that's only 3-1 in your favor."

I could not stop laughing. You can't make this stuff up.