you never got the "bear addendum" to the "birds and the bees" talk?

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Dec 1, 2015
2:22:28pm

nashty All-American

you never got the "bear addendum" to the "birds and the bees" talk?

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nashty

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Drudge is reporting that The Revenant features a scene where Leo DiCaprio's character is raped by a bear. Twice.

byujacob Opinionated Superhero Expert

12/1/15 2:18pm

My interest in the film has suddenly plummeted.

KingDave

12/1/15 2:19pm

Not trying to dwell on this AT ALL...but how is that even possible? Don't Answer

zonacougar

12/1/15 2:20pm

you never got the "bear addendum" to the "birds and the bees" talk?

nashty

12/1/15 2:22pm

The Birds and the Bees...and the Bears!

zonacougar

12/1/15 2:24pm

RE: The Birds and the Bees...and the Bears!

TheDeek

12/1/15 2:26pm

I think that they are playing loose with the word "rape"

12/1/15 2:23pm

Dolphins rape humans.

macdizzle

12/1/15 2:24pm

The scenes I have seen in the trailer depict a mauling

12/1/15 2:26pm

You have never watched Bernard eat a 5 guys burger

DodgerMike

12/1/15 2:28pm

Who watches a bare Bernard eating burgers?

ByuMba90

12/1/15 2:29pm

Thanks... Don't think I can eat and enjoy a burger the same again

12/1/15 2:31pm

RE: The scenes I have seen in the trailer depict a mauling

blucoug18

12/1/15 2:29pm

Tree huggers told me that man rapes the environment.

John Doe

12/1/15 3:19pm

that is a weird definition but still sounds like a weird scene

fattycoug

12/1/15 3:45pm

RE: Drudge is reporting that The Revenant features a scene where Leo DiCaprio's

zonacougar

12/1/15 2:32pm

RE: Drudge is reporting that The Revenant features a scene where Leo DiCaprio's

dryflyelk

12/1/15 2:35pm

just bought tickets for opening night

JOPE

12/1/15 2:41pm

Bears gonna rape. Can't stop them. Just hope to contain them.

macdizzle

12/1/15 2:56pm

I'm hearing Taylor Swift singing your post.

byujacob

12/1/15 3:02pm

Well, this explains why I've never used Drudge as a source of news.

Byron McNertney

12/1/15 2:42pm

I believe Drudge is the internets #1 source for news. One of the worlds busiest websites.

JohnnyComeLately

12/1/15 2:47pm

because of false bear rape claims?

Bob Vance

12/1/15 2:48pm

RE: Well, this explains why I've never used Drudge as a source of news.

85fan

12/1/15 9:22pm

Actually Drudge grew into what it did by scooping a few major stories.

byujacob

12/2/15 7:24am

Drudge drives the news industry

blucoug18

12/2/15 8:50am

Only you can prevent forest fires. And bear rape.

12/1/15 3:13pm

I heard it was consensual.

OpusX

12/1/15 3:13pm

I'll never look at Teddy Ruxpin the same way now.

12/1/15 3:16pm

Ask Dwight from the office "which bears are best"?

12/1/15 3:30pm

Black bears. Only grizzly bears would pull this kind of stunt

Bob Vance

12/1/15 3:53pm

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