new football coach, and his brother is a coach at BYU. So she says to me, "I think his name is Ty. Have you ever heard of Ty Detmer? He went to my high school."
I'm like, "uh, yeah I know who Ty freakin Detmer is!!! He's only the greatest to play at BYU! He won the freakin Heisman. Of course I know who Ty Detmer is!"
Small world.