''Twas the night before Valentine's when all through the house, not a sweetheart was stirring, not even a spouse.

With empty beds and still, quiet air, indicates that the kids are not there.

When suddenly outside there was some loud laughter which made the person inside all the more sadder

Well, to be honest, to tell you the troof, this is really a pathetic attempt at a spoof

So while tomorrow you're eating dinners and confection'ries galore, I'll save me some money and be slightly less poor

Lest you accuse me of the most sour grapes, I'll wish you Happy Valentines, you d**n dirty apes!