Holy cow, why didn't anyone tell me how bad these were? I expected it was gonna be like a play, but instead, it was a bunch of men and women dancing and prancing around... No words were spoken, in dialogue or song.
About 30 seconds in I realized what I was in for and I couldn't help but laugh out loud.
Thankfully that was my wife's first ballet too and although she liked it, she didn't love it... so that was nice.
Hopefully that was my last one...