It feels like a lifetime ago since we last saw you. It was then that we last felt what it's like to beat Utah in football. Since you've been gone many cougarboard members have had children who have been born during this lonesome, dark, and dreary period where BYU has gone winless. The children simply do not know what life is like to experience a rivalry win...

Our smack talk canteen is now down to it's last drop, I find myself shaking it aggressively at times to find opportunities to talk smack like the old days only to find the emptiness and hollow sounds of nothing... leaving me with nothing but memories of what once was.

The discussion of wins/losses in the Holy War have came and gone, only to be replaced with "gear counts" and the reveling over women's bball and mens volleyball success. September 10th can't come soon enough. Rivalry victory gods, please smile down on the cougars to spare us all from yet another year of drought.

Sincerely yours,