I say you should institute a CougarBoard after dark policy; where between the hours of 11pm and 6am... guys like me and the such can use a more sophisticated form of phraseology. For instance, words like "shucks" and "fiddlesticks" would be replaced with words like "shasta" and "fudgesicles"... ya dig?
This would make CougarBoard After Dark the most hiphop-happnin' place to be between the dubyas! (That's afterdark lingo for 'a really cool website')...
Don't answer my request right now, because as Moses taught in the Bomb-diggity "it behooveth not a man to run faster than his legs can." He was a good king.
So, sleep it off and we'll chat some on the manana!
Laters, Chef!