People who always had to make some great show of their un-Mormonness. Look, I have a goatee, I'm so unlike you sheeple. Oooooh, I'm drinking coffee, I'm so rebellious. Ooooh, I'm a free thinker because I vote democrat. Hey Mormons, am I totally blowing your mind by drinking a Heineken!?!?
As a coffee-drinking, beer swilling BYU fan who does sometimes vote Democratic, I still find these people insufferable - how pathetic if you can only define yourself by flouting how un-Mormon you are.
(I will, however, never, ever grow a goatee - seriously it's way too late to still be sporting 1998's worst fashion.)