How about just a friendly--"Go Cougs! Thanks for Kalani!"

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Jun 19, 2017
1:39:53pm

tribUTE All-American

No need to escalate things--just have fun with it.

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tribUTE

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I need help with one liners...twice in the last few months I've been verbally

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/19/17 1:33pm

Don't bother. Don't acknowledge them in any way or even look at them.

Mister P

6/19/17 1:36pm

What is the university of Florida hand gesture?

volleyjiver

6/19/17 1:37pm

Miami "U". Also the Double Loser sign.

BYUtka

6/19/17 1:37pm

Sorry...I meant U of Miami...my bad

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/19/17 1:42pm

Not worth it. Just ignore and move on. They are Yewts, that is punishment

BYUtka

6/19/17 1:37pm

Yeah. Engaging just encourages it.

SandYFan

6/19/17 1:38pm

The jerk store called...

Vincent's Picks

6/19/17 1:37pm

They don't exist. We have lost 6 in a row.

jensen46

6/19/17 1:37pm

Just flash them the Shaka and tell them to hang loose....

Rhino84

6/19/17 1:38pm

IMO the best reaction is to give a slight snicker like they're the biggest idiot

RdF3

6/19/17 1:38pm

Exactly. Just shake your head and laugh. Nothing more needs to be done

Machiavelli

6/19/17 1:43pm

How about just a friendly--"Go Cougs! Thanks for Kalani!"

tribUTE

6/19/17 1:39pm

Nah

Backcountry

6/19/17 1:44pm

didn't Ute fans used to say "Thanks for Kalani"?

hxmCougar2000

6/19/17 1:52pm

and "Thanks for Kyle"?

hxmCougar2000

6/19/17 1:53pm

and "Thanks for Justin Ena"?

hxmCougar2000

6/19/17 1:55pm

and "Thanks for Fred Whittingham"?

hxmCougar2000

6/19/17 1:56pm

and "Thanks for Randy Coy"?

hxmCougar2000

6/19/17 1:57pm

That's what you say to OSU fans

Freddie Cougar

6/19/17 2:05pm

How many guys in their mid 40s do that? My son won't even wear his BYU gear when

crack

6/19/17 1:41pm

Just pull up your shirt and expose the grip of the gat in your waistband

Backcountry

6/19/17 1:43pm

Go #thugmormon .

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/19/17 1:45pm

Ask if he got his suit from the toilet store

IceBlueCoug

6/19/17 1:44pm

here's a thing i usually do and it works great:

riboflavin

6/19/17 1:44pm

Carotid artery for the win!!

SierraCoug

6/19/17 1:49pm

Repeat what they said back to you all while doing this

monkeycowboy

6/19/17 1:45pm

I promise that if you didn't antagonize them in any way, the best way to make

IndependentGeorge

6/19/17 1:45pm

Depending on the offending yewt

BlueCoug

6/19/17 1:46pm

I get that from time to time but most Utes fans are panzies and wait until they

IceCreamButt

6/19/17 1:47pm

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ACrop

6/19/17 2:22pm

Just look at them with a judgmental, have fun in the terrestrial kingdom look

cougarblue

6/19/17 1:48pm

I was pretty sure we were telestial kingdom types

mpfunk

6/19/17 1:50pm

Fetch! You're right. I can't even talk smack correctly anonymously

cougarblue

6/19/17 1:58pm

BM Cosmo Kramer.

AndyDwyer

6/19/17 1:49pm

Ask him what the most recent Disneyland gear count is

Machiavelli

6/19/17 1:50pm

Flash him 5 bucks and ask if he forgot your pizza again

WTMuthaTrucker

6/19/17 1:52pm

I wish EVERY football player on the team would feel the abuse a lot of us BYU

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/19/17 1:52pm

Crop dust him as he walks past you

Backcountry

6/19/17 1:52pm

Call him a fetcher then drive off in your mini van.

RC Vikings

6/19/17 1:55pm

This works almost everytime... "who's your starting Qb?"

kotacoug

6/19/17 1:57pm

Except then your setting yourself up for the inevitable response

mpfunk

6/19/17 1:59pm

You're. Sounds like that Ute degree will do wonders.

IceCreamButt

6/19/17 2:01pm

Uhhh they aren't usually that bright, even if true.

kotacoug

6/19/17 2:07pm

I couldn't help myself - this reminded me of this episode of Monk -

OGSuperfan

6/19/17 2:00pm

Well if an OCD, brilliant man can't come up with a zinger then I have no hope

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/19/17 2:04pm

"I don't have any money for you."

BYUALWAYSNUM1

6/19/17 2:06pm

In my experience the best way to diffuse this kind of person is to disarm them

gwalker

6/19/17 2:17pm

Well that post was a letdown. I thought you meant disarm like dismember

Machiavelli

6/19/17 3:19pm

i was wearing a grey Y logo shirt at a summer league Jazz game. Some yewt

CoogsWin

6/19/17 2:21pm

I got a "BYU sucks!" from a Boise St. fan here in ID once. Once.

ACrop

6/19/17 2:22pm

This is a Seinfeld episode.

macaroni

6/19/17 2:23pm

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Buffalo

6/19/17 2:42pm

I just say "that's a cute little hand signal you've got there. I like that."

adrock

6/19/17 3:03pm

Im somewhat baffled as to how saying "go Utes" or putting up a "U" with fingers

Rise as Utes

6/19/17 3:24pm

I'm pretty sure the stupid "double loser" sign is considered an obscene gesture.

ACrop

6/19/17 4:00pm

Otherwise, I agree with you.

ACrop

6/19/17 4:01pm

It's just redneck and white trash. No reason to be annoying to strangers.

Backcountry

6/19/17 4:02pm

Don't wear BYU gear if you don't want ribbing? So because I wear BYU stuff

IceCreamButt

6/19/17 4:19pm

Had I not been wearing Ute gear, I wouldnt have heard anything about them by the

Rise as Utes

6/19/17 4:24pm

I don't need to look for reasons to be upset at or hate Utes. Ute fans provide

IceCreamButt

6/19/17 4:29pm

Is it to much to ask for 40 year Olds to not jump in the face of 9-10 year olds

crack

6/19/17 4:47pm

For your average Ute fan, yes

Backcountry

6/19/17 4:51pm

Some people require a friendly punch to the face from time to time

Machiavelli

6/19/17 5:01pm

No it's not, thats quite a bit over the top.

Rise as Utes

6/19/17 5:02pm

Not too much to ask. Not appropriate behavior to do that.

mpfunk

6/19/17 6:13pm

This post encapsulates the reason national media types have roasted the Utah fan

Wedgetail

6/19/17 5:20pm

Having to ask for help trumps any possible quality comeback. U cant sit on a gem

NotOfYourFaithBYUFAN

6/19/17 7:52pm

I tried to do my part by sharing my one liner. Unfortunately, it was deemed inappropriate for this board.

TyPower2016

6/19/17 9:24pm

I've said this before but this worked for me

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