talking and one of them says:

"Where is Max Hall these days? he he"

"In Arizona I think. Probably on probation or maybe in prison. I hope he's in prison."

They both start laughing again.

I wait a few seconds and say:
"Max Hall isn't in prison. But sure as heck he's still in your heads".

I look up and there stand two fat Utes, buck naked, staring at me in stunned silence.

And I made my beautiful exit.