From time to time on events like her birthday, Valentine's Day, our wedding anniversary, Mother's Day, or whatever, I'll give her a card with a theme that absolutely doesn't match the theme of the day as a stupid joke.
Like a "I'm sorry for your loss..." for her birthday.
She's always been a straight shooter until today, our anniversary.
I'd like to post a picture of the card she gave me, but I'm afraid it might get me suspended. It's got a picture of a half naked guy on the front whose only covering is a towel.
What's better/worse is that she explained that she allowed our 10 year-old son to pick the card and that's what he chose.
Anyway, she wins.