Juicy-- There's a cookie missing from the jar.
Child-- Well I saw Jim eating a cookie.
Juicy-- No I'm pretty sure Jim was eating cake.
Child-- Well Jane had a bunch of friends in the kitchen, maybe one of them.
Juicy-- No the all have anorexia I know it wasn't them.
Child-- Look, I DIDN'T EAT THE COOKIE, why are you always accusing me!?
Juicy-- What are you talking about? I haven't accused you. I think maybe I ate it but I can't remember.
Child-- turns around talking to imaginary friend, "My Dad is playing head games with me again"
Juicy-- Why is he so touch?