Once upon a time, there was a desperate nerdy boy named Coug who had no friends. Although he was a nice kid, he just never really fit it. All the kids he grew up with started getting hair in funny places, their voices changed and they started liking girls.

This was especially true with Coug's neighbor and former friend Doug Utey.

One day, down on his luck, Coug spotted Patty Fiverino. She was so pretty but only hung out with the cool kids like Doug Utey. She and her friends called themselves the P Fivers.

As the end of the year approached, Coug mustered up the strength to ask her to prom by drawing Patty a portrait of herself. Upon inviting her to attend prom, Coug explained to Patty that he spent three hours on the shading of her upper lip and if she went with him, it would be the bomb.com.

As she was going to say no, Patty's mom, Anna Indy, said Patty must attend prom with Coug. COUG WAS STOKED! Finally, he got to experience what it was like to hang with Patty.

The big day came and Coug took patty to the dance (and even dressed the part and picked her up in a slick ride). Upon arriving, Patty B lined for the P Fivers.

Now sad, Coug realized that he didn't belong in that crowd. In reality, he belonged with his own group of friends that were just like him.

It didn't mean he was less than the P Fivers, it just meant that he was a special spirit and was cut out for something different.

Yet, to this day, he still tells his kids the story about how Patty Fiverino accepted his invitation to attend prom and he even secretly stalks her on Facebook, wishing it was him in the pictures she posts with her hugging extremely masculine men.

The end.