Sister: "So it looks like BYU finally gave everyone their agency back....that's why I would never go to BYU."

Wife: "You applied to BYU. Twice." (Once out of HS, once as a transfer student after her mission). "You were denied both times. And you cried in your room for a whole day about it. And besides, is USU taking away 'agency' by not allowing alcohol on campus?"

Sister: "Shut up."

Dairy Yewt tears running like a melted True Saggie Ice Cream Special.