discourage my kids from attending unless they had substantially better options.

But there's a contingent of Aggie fans, alums, and others who are utterly insufferable. I mean just the freaking worst. I remember coming to Logan to live as a 25 y/o BYU grad and introducing myself to a neighbor who asked if we were students. Merely disclosing our status as recent BYU grads was almost too much for him and he told us we probably shouldn't mention it to anyone else.