I was walking back to my car this evening. My car was backed up to the sidewalk. As I’m walking, some guy comes by and passing me on the right about 10’ before my car. It felt super disrespectful to pass me on the right and without thinking, I hit my trunk button and tried to match his pace so he’d be stuck between me and the car and hopefully the trunk would hit him. Unfortunately the trunk opens super slow.

But, I learned a few things about myself tonight. One, I’m a very petty and immature person. Two, my reflexes are still pretty good for a 44 yr old guy. Three, I need to walk faster.